no spaghetti straps-
BOYS WILL BE DISTRACTED!!
no tight pants-
BOYS CAN’T FOCUS!
BOYS WON’T BE ABLE TO LEARRRRRRN!
Jesus christ if a woman’s body is so fucking distracting maybe we need to figure out a way to teach boys to focus in the face of- gasp- exposed skin!
That man you see there, he is a 92 year old veteran from Norway, who was tortured by the nazis during world war II.
The upper picture is the picture of the “BOY London” logo, that’s so popular now days. Then, on the picture under, is a known symbol that were used under by the nazis in World War II. Now you can all think of what you’re really wearing.
finally someone made a post about it, everyone’s running around with the Third Reich Eagle on their chests
think about it
yes make it known. nobody ever talks about it.
FUCK IVE NEVER NOTICED THIS
"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."
sounds like boys are gay.
8th December 1980
33 years ago today..
Shit… I never knew this… the telephone call, I mean…
Our teacher had the projector on and he was googling our names today in Maths so he could see and show us what came up.
He typed in Tom Bass… Nothing came up. Someone said to type in ‘tumblr’ after my name, so he typed in ‘Tom Bass Tumblr”
guess what it came up with.
In front of the whole class, and my teacher.
I came in like a wrecking ball
YOU COULD HAVE MADE A MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS JOKE BUT YOU DIDN’T I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW SHE LITERALLY HAS A SONG CALLED HOMEWRECKER DON’T TALK TO ME
it’s the best of both worlds
I WILL CROCHET YOU INTO SUBMISSION, FUCKERS.
[turns all of your pasta queer] NO PASTA IS SAFE
I am the law.
we can throw teapots or tea parties pal, your choice.
I will stalk you into oblivion.
keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education
i bet being a frog takes a lot of kermitment
You think this is a fucking game
all sweaters should be like $2
i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty
but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
The artist drew Pluto crying.